The Definitive Ranking of the Worst Halloween Candy
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The Definitive Ranking of the Worst Halloween Candy

For a kid on Halloween, nothing is worse than finding terrible candy in your trick-or-treat haul.

Be a responsible adult, and check out 12 of the worst Halloween candies you can give out.

12. Pixy Stix


Literally just pure sugar in a tube. Not only are these not kids' favorites, but you're making the parents' Halloween even worse.

11. Candy Buttons


Sure, they're cute, but there's nothing exciting, or tasty, about them.

Photography: Amazon

10. Almond Joy


Almonds don't belong in candy. Enough said.

Photography: Hershey’s

9. Smarties


Disks that taste like chalk are not an ideal way to celebrate Halloween night.

Photography: Wikimedia Commons

8. Wax Lips


Do you want to eat wax? No? Then don't give it out to the kids.

Photography: Amazon

7. Necco Wafers


Something that was created when James Polk was president probably doesn't belong in the Halloween candy haul.

6. Tootsie Roll


As if acknowledging its bland flavor, the official description of a Tootsie Roll includes the phrase "mildly chocolatey flavor."

Photography: Amazon

5. Twizzlers


The official slogan of Twizzlers should be "at least it's better than black licorice."

Photography: Walmart

4. Black Licorice


The Satan of Halloween candy.

3. Raisinets


Raisins aren’t good anyway and covering them in chocolate isn't much of an improvement.

Photography: Amazon

2. Circus Peanuts


Fake peanuts, need I say more?

Photography: Wikimedia Commons | Evan Amos

1. Candy Corn


With three types of dye and gelatin, candy corn tastes like wax and has been disappointing children since the 19th century.

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